Monday, June 11, 2012

Weekend in Pictures

Superior Grill. Delicious food and even better company.

Fireworks from The Club for my window viewing pleasure, financed by a bride's parents. 

This is why I feel safe - a Smart Car parked on the sidewalk. On. The. Sidewalk. A police vehicle should 1) never, ever be able to park on a sidewalk; 2) be larger than a Tonka toy; and 3) have the ability to reach speeds faster than a moped.

Stick & Pops! I received a special delivery of these delicious goodies from my friend, Jackie. She started this adorable company a couple years ago and it's taking off like crazy. All of my New York ladies, please go see her! You won't be sorry. 

The Text. Where do I even begin? I received this Sunday morning, meant for someone other than me. Let's discuss the issues with this, shall we?
  1. It's an invitation to a baby shower. As a text. Don't even get me started on the blatant disregard for proper invitation protocol here. Just don't.
  2. The lack of punctuation and capitalization is on par with that of a first grader. 
  3. The grammar. Oh lawd, the grammar. "Your invited." I just can't.
  4. Homegirl is registered at Wal-Mart - not Target, of which there are many in the area, but Wal-Mart. 
  5. "Your" invited to "keelas" baby shower. Notice who sent the text? "thx keela" Yes, that's right. Keela invited us to her own baby shower.
  6. She can't bother to send out proper invitations, but wants an RSVP?
  7. As if this wasn't appalling enough, she's going to be sure to send out another reminder. Should she also send it to the wrong number (me), I am going to show up with a speech about the proper invitation protocol. And eat cake. 


  1. That Sticks & Pops is blocks from my office. TOTALLY going this week. Shall I name drop you when I go?

  2. That text makes my skin crawl!

  3. Yikes. Seriously, maybe Keela needs an Emily Post book instead of onesies? Just a thought.

  4. The "invite" has gotta be a fake . . . . .please tell me it is a joke?
    Please. . . .

  5. We went to Superior Grill the last time we were in the Ham visiting Jeff's family. Holy yum. I could eat my weight in their guac. I won't... but I could.

    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Keela was raised in a barn. Thus I wouldn't show up at her baby shower unarmed. That's hilarious.

  6. Text? Wow. Have a great night...oh by the way, I'm having a Swimspot giveaway for $50 credit to their store, make sure you enter if you haven't already!

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  7. ...and eat cake. I'll go with you and we can just snag the whole cake and bail. Sound like a plan?

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