"That awkward moment when..." - Nine out of ten times whatever follows these four words isn't even awkward. "That awkward moment when you forget to turn your blinker on." That isn't awkward. That's just rude and makes other people hate you.
YOLO - As opposed to...what? Living twice? And furthermore, you can't just use this as an excuse for everything. You may only live once, but you still have to deal with the consequences of your actions while you're doing that living. Grow up.
Summer - It's hot. It's humid. It's summertime in the South. And. I. Hate. It. I have NEVER liked summer. It's sticky, it's gross, and it does terrible things to my hair. The only time it's tolerable is when a body of water is involved, but even that is questionable. Is it Fall yet?
Mason Jars - Holy crap. Some of y'all go bat shit crazy over Mason jars. And I'm willing to bet most of you have never even done any canning. Can we move past this "trend" already and leave the Mason jars where they belong? In the memories we have of our Memaw's house.
PBR - When did this become the "cool" thing to drink? You know who drinks PBR where I come from? Old men who drink a case a day and don't have the money to afford anything else. Just stop it.
Arm parties - I get that it's cute and is just the thing to do now days, but do you really have to show us the same thing day after day after day?
Pictures of feet - Summer time means pictures of feet. Feet in sandals. Freshly pedicured feet. Feet in the sand. Feet as we gaze off at the pool beyond while you tell us what a lovely day it is. Stop. Just stop.
Novelty Nails - I'm not going to say much here because I know so many of you lovely ladies love the paint-the-third-nail-a-different-color or have a funky design look, but I'm not a fan. To each his/her own.
Phone / Car Temps - For the love of all things good in this world STOP STOP STOP!!! In the past two days ALONE I have seen no fewer than 75 pictures of screen shot forecast temps or car temps on Twitter. It's summer. It's hot. WE GET IT. And I'd also like to point out that most of the ones doing this are the same people who were just so glad summer was here. New rule: I'm going to start @'ing every single person on my timeline who does this once an hour with an updated temp picture until they stop the insanity.
Year End - It's driving me insane. I'm over it. Done. It has taken over my life. It cannot be over soon enough.
Hate Reading - I do this WAY too much, especially on Twitter (bet you couldn't tell since most of my rants are Twitter related...). I have to stop. Namaste.
Rant with me! What are you over?