"Will That Be All?" No, lady at the drive through. That will not be all. Is it too much to ask that you let me get more than three words out of my mouth before you cut me off?
When a place is known for something and they are out of it. Example: A BBQ place that is out of meat. I'm sorry. Is that not a pig on your sign? How do you run out of something YOUR BUSINESS IS BUILT AROUND??
Hipsters. There's nothing I can say that says it better than this (*language alert*):
:: Side Bar - I *adore* The Gentlemen's Rant. It's what gets me through the day.::
Unpedicured Toes. Sandal season is upon us. If you're going to bare the toes (and why wouldn't you?), do us all a favor and at least throw a coat of polish on them. No one wants to look at your gnarly feet.
The ridiculous new trend of Willy Wonka tweets. STOP THE INSANITY. It's too much. We get it. Now PLEASE stop retweeting them 72 times a day.
Stabbing myself in the eye with the mascara wand. It happens far more often than I care to admit.
I could go on ranting forever, but I want to hear what normal, every day things have you in a tizzy this week.