I've cut out all forms of caffeine, and let me tell you: life ain't all that grand this week. I'm grumpy. Really grumpy. So what do I do? I take to the blog to complain. But since it's Tuesday, I'm going to keep it to just two things. Why? I don't know. Because Tuesday and Two go well together. That's why. You're welcome.
1) Alabama won the National Championship. Again. This makes 9 or so, but they claim 14. And they claim them loudly (read: obnoxiously). Living in Alabama means the last three years of my life have been dominated by Alabama winning, Alabama complaining that Auburn won, and now, Alabama winning. I have nothing against the school, the football team, or even Alabama alum. But the "average" Alabama fan makes it impossible to want to see the team succeed. They are unbearable. Row Tahd.
2) I really just cannot take some of these people in blog / Twitter land seriously. Who...WHO...stands around looking all cute in front of tattered old barns and in quaint fields of daisies? WHO DOES THIS?! Whose life is this? No one. It's no ones life. Do you really think you're fooling us all with your gaze-y eyes and your ever-so-slightly pursed lips? Reality is I'm a hot mess 75% of the time because, you know, life happens. You over-schedule yourself or you forget something or wake up late. Yes, I know I don't have to read your stuff (and believe me, when I start to figure out this is what you're doing, I stop reading), but that doesn't mean I don't think you're full o' crap.
In other news, today is the day I catch up on my blog reading / commenting on the awesome blogs (not those from #2 above). I promise to keep my snarkiness to a minimum.
What are your gripes of the day / week / month / year? I want to hear 'em.